Wine, without the snobbery.
WSET-qualified and still allergic to wine snobbery. Private tastings in Lisbon, led by a host who remembers not knowing the difference between a red and a red. Rufet sometimes makes an appearance.
What you'll experience
At Clueless Wines, we're building a space where it's completely okay to be clueless. You'll taste a curated selection of Portuguese wines and learn how to understand them as a customer, regions, grapes, styles, and how to choose a bottle with confidence. Interactive and beginner-friendly, with enough depth for wine lovers who want more context.
What's included
- Guided tasting of our line-up of boutique Portuguese wines
- Aroma kit and tasting notes to take home
- Water and appetizers made from local products
- Guidance pitched to your level, beginner to enthusiast
Book your tasting
We organize tastings for groups of 5 or more, at your location or at our partner venue in Anjos. Book below, or message us directly. Full prepayment reserves your spot and saves us from no-shows.
Request a dateOne-off events
Alongside private bookings we run public tastings and one-off events around Lisbon, ticketed on Eventbrite, so whatever is on sale is always listed there.
See what's onGive a tasting
A tasting makes a decent present, and you do not need to know the date. Buy a digital certificate for €70 per person, we send it within a day, and the recipient books whenever they like. Valid for six months.
Private events
We work with event planners, teams and community organizers on tailored tastings and wine game nights. Private gathering, team event or celebration, we adapt to your space and your group, from curating the selection to hosting on-site. Tell us what you have in mind.
Get in touchReviews
Trusted by travelers and locals.
Learn Portuguese Wine, the total wine experience
"If in Lisbon, then get CLUELESS. Alex, the co-owner of Clueless Wines, took us on a journey. Whether you are new to wine or have been doing it since age 5, you need to join Alex for a tasting experience. I have done other wine experiences in dozens of cities, this rates number one."
Thoroughly enjoyed the evening
"Alex is extremely knowledgable and made us feel comfortable and relaxed. Great selection of varied wines and yummy cheese and meats to snack on. We learnt a lot about wine and how it's made, it didn't feel like a 'sales pitch', Alex genuinely wanted to teach us and share the wine with us. Would definitely recommend and come back again."
Must do
"I booked this last minute and I'm so glad that I did. Alex was so warm and welcoming. This is a great experience for wine lovers of all levels but it's especially great for those of us who love wine but don't fancy ourselves experts. It was a very intimate experience."
FAQ
How does the online booking process work?
Send your group size and preferred date. We confirm availability and send a payment link, once it's paid you're booked.
What kind of payments do you accept?
Card payment through our online checkout.
Can I change my dates after booking?
Yes, and we kindly ask for as much notice as possible. Contact us and we will try to accommodate your request. Within a week of the event we can move your booking to another date, but we cannot cancel it or refund it.
Can I buy a tasting as a present?
Absolutely. You can book an event whenever suits you. If you don't know the date the recipient would like, contact us by email, messenger or social media and we will send you a digital gift certificate.
Is there any food served during the tasting?
We serve a selection of appetizers made from local products. That pairing is part of the point: it lets you taste how the food and the wines play off each other.
Can I bring my children to a tasting?
Our tastings run long and are set up for adults, so they usually do not suit younger visitors. If you would like to come as a family, book a private tasting and let us know in advance. No alcohol is served to anyone under 18.
Do I need to bring anything to the tasting?
Everything you need is provided. Bring a camera if you like taking pictures. Note-taking is encouraged, and we hand out a sheet with all the essentials on it.
Any other wine tasting advice?
Avoid brushing your teeth right before or after the tasting, it affects your ability to taste the wines. Same with strong perfume or cologne, it interferes with the aromas.